t u r p i c u l u s: I feel like I’m always... →
conatur: I feel like I’m always waiting to live. Always expecting something to happen that’d be better than I ever hoped or dreamed and I wouldn’t expect it and it’d be perfect. Always saying “this year will be the year it doesn’t turn to shit every five minutes”, but it’s not. And I know it won’t be. But…
I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I...
canimuff: what the lump
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...– Marilyn Monroe (via girlinlondon)
That awesome moment when you find a friend you can... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Why is ‘tumblr’ called tumblr? What does it stand for?
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I feel like I look at people like this: But I really end up looking like this: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Reblog if a boy has ever called you ugly or fat.
Society: Every girl is beautiful.
Fat girls: Really?
Skinny girls: Really?
Curvy girls: Really?
Scene girls: Really?
Preppy girls: Really?
White girls: Really?
Black girls: Really?
Society: Wait let me be more specific
Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout #yolo
Ok, so... Chris said that Muse will release the...
When you hear an awesome new song on the radio →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: You’re jamming out: Then it ends and the dj doesn’t tell you what it’s called: So you have to go home really quickly and google the lyrics to find out: You finally find it: SUCCESS.
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend/boyfriend.
Me: I hate myself.
Mind: You should.
Body: You should.
People: You should.
Get to know me:
1. What do you like about yourself: My eyes! 2. What don’t you like about yourself: Everything else 3. Life goals: Become a great teacher 4. Relationship Status: What’s a relationship? 5. What are you thinking about right now: Why am I doing this, nobody cares anyway 6. Last person you said, “I love you” to and meant it: I haven’t said I love you… yet...
Neon trees are awseome !! →
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high and your head down low
Slipknot: Bury all your secrets in my skin
Linkin Park: I bleed it out digging deeper just to throw it away
Avenged Sevenfold: You had my heart, at least for the most part.
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
It took forever to create that post! But it was worth! I really like that poem very much… Hopefully so do you!!! X
There was a beautiful girl who came from the sea. And there was just one place that she wanted to be. With a man named Walker who played in a band. She would leave the ocean and come onto the land. He was the one that she wanted the most. And she tried everything to capture this ghost But throughout all their lives they never connected. She wandered the earth alone and...
over-there: To convince girls they’re not ugly is like telling the homeless they’ve got a nice mansion to live.
Today is self injury awareness day
d3uces: g0d-speed: Most of you probably didn’t know, because you’re all caught up in Justin Bieber’s 18th birthday extravaganza. But this is much more important, take a minute today to talk to a friend, Help someone who needs it, anything. Just make someone feel needed, loved, special. <3
Self Harm Awareness day is today. Please spread...